Xavier McDaniel is Tougher Than You

So you think you are tougher than former NBA All-Star Xavier McDaniel? Here’s proof that you’re not:
- While playing for the Supersonics, the Seattle SWAT team replaced their battering ram with McDaniel’s head.
- McDaniel needs a permit in most states to be in possession of himself.
- He’s surprised he liked Saw 2 because he normally hates comedies.
- X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give it to ya.
- While going for a hike in the mountains of Seattle, he fended off a grizzly bear attack by raising his eyebrow.
- When it is time for Chuck Norris to die, it won’t be the Grim Reaper delivering the news to him, because Chuck would roundhouse the Grim Reaper, but rather the X-Man.
- The original title of the Wu Tang’s classic was “Xavier McDaniel Ain’t Nothing Ta F’ Wit” but before RZA could ask permission X choked him out.
- McDaniel considered entering the UFC until he learned of their “sissy” rules like no eye gauging or groin attacks.
- He once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
- Whoever came up with the expression “I can put my arm back on, you can’t” has never met Xavier McDaniel.
- The only reason the Sonics had to move to Oklahoma City is because McDaniel lost them in his weekly card game with Satan.
- Guess who insisted on human brains as part of his team’s pre-game meal?
- He thinks Bill Laimbeer would have been a better player if he had played with more of a chip on his shoulder.
- Allegedly a referee called a foul on McDaniel once – we don’t speak that referee’s name any longer.
- And, finally, you know what they say about a picture being worth a thousand words:

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